Somewhere In The Land of Evil Atheists
Dear Ratty,
I was browsing the duty-free shop in Madrid Airport today and found Myself thinking of Nazis. Then, for some reason, children. The combination, naturally, made me think of child-rape; which, in turn, lead to you. Then I thought how sort of ironic it was that thinking of Nazis, children and kiddy-rape would cause Me to think of My favorite Hitler Youth. It was right then, and this is where it gets kind of spooky, that I spotted the attached music box. I saw it and I couldn’t resist.
Wish You Were here,
~Gawd
"Gone Fishin': Postcards From God" 
Wow! I have to write today’s date on the calendar. Gawd and I actually agree on something. Yeah, F the mother F.
It’s very, very catchy, innit? It’s got a good beat and you can dance to it.
Well, fuck me! That’s a fucking good song and Tim Minchin is a clever fucker. He should have kept Ratzi’s motherfucking hat out of it, though – I think the hat’s cute, in a fucked up sort of way.
Except that’s where he keeps his secret stash of Choirboy brand condoms.
LOL!
Are they ribbed, knobbly or smooth? Flavoured or plain? Enquiring minds want to know!
Obviously they’re smooth, flavoured with children’s tears and never been used before.