Student Union Broom Closet, 1971 University Blvd., Lynchburg, VA
Dear Democrat Brand-Loyalists,
You whippersnappers should be ashamed of yourselves. If Jesse Helms weren’t in Hell, he’d be rolling over in his grave right now. Do you think he lent his name to the school of government at Liberty University so some wild-eyed socialist toddlers could come along and form a club for the gay, negro, abortion party? I think not.
I think you’ve got the wrong idea about college. It isn’t a place to examine new ideas and change the old ones that have served your parents and grandparents so well all these years. It isn’t a place to start caring about national healthcare, women’s rights, global warming or any other myth you might run across. College is a way to get a good-paying job that will enable you to tithe in the manner to which I have become accustomed.
I just thank Me My old pal Jerry Falwell, Jr. had the presence of mind to nip your little socialist cell in the bud. And before you start feeling all persecuted, just remember that your parents aren’t paying all that tuition so you can disagree with Jerry. As he says, himself;
“Liberty University will not lend its name or financial support to any student group that advances causes contrary to its mission.”
That mission, in case you’ve forgotten, is to prepare you to be responsible members of the tithing community and to be, if not fearless upholders of the Status Quo, at least quiet citizens who do what you’re told. So, in the parlance of today’s youth: Sit Down & Shut the Fuck Up, (but don’t forget to tithe generously).
Wish You Were Here,