Dear Brand Loyalists and Chosen People,
Gawd is out golfing for a bit and I, your friendly atheistical Postman, am doing some writing that might just bring in a buck or two. So no deliveries for at least another week. However, I can’t help but notice that many come, but few click. So click on some of Gawd’s Chosen Few and drinking pals on the right. While many of them, it goes without saying, eat babies and/or pole-dance for Satan, you should be safe as long as you don’t give them your home address.