As Gawd is rather tied up… well, I say “tied up”, but it’s more like “slightly busy”… well, I say “slightly busy”, but it’s more like “not busy at all, unless you count a lie-down by the hotel pool”… well, I say “not busy”, but really, He just can’t be bothered.
Your atheistical Postman, on the other hand, is busy. So here are a few things on Gawd’s postcard To-Do list.
- Must finagle invitation from Rain Gawds for a bit of the wet, naked girl action.
- A “Thank You” note to the Huffington Post for looking out for the health of the brand-loyalists and anyone else who would buy swampland in Florida.
- A reminder to politicians that speaking My and My family’s names is a no-no… unless they’re Republicans.
- Note to self: Must remember to get Gawdly Nigerian email address.
- Must call Mithra. One of Us owes the other a drink.