The Mall, Washington, DC
The boys reminded Me that you were moving today and that I had perhaps been a little harsh when I told you I wouldn’t help. I mean, after all the tragicles I’ve provided for you, you might have gotten the impression that I don’t like you. Banish the thought, dear boy. The truth is, I don’t care about you either way. I’d have forgotten about you years ago if you hadn’t kept My mailbox choked with requests for ponies, etc.
So, just to show that I don’t harbor any actual animosity for you, I’ve sent this singing Hallmark© card with a change of address form inside. I do, of course, expect something in return. Now that you’re moving, I’d appreciate it if you lost My address. If I get anymore silly requests from you, I might decide that I do care about you… and not in the good way.
Hasta La Vista,