As Gawd is preparing for His cowpigturducken feast and getting comfortable in front of His 46′ big-screen TV, there is no mail to deliver.
In the meantime, here are some things He is thankful* for this holiday season.
- Please be patient. An Angel will be with thee shortly.
- Non-namby-pamby Christians
- People who aren’t afraid to take risks
- Early Prince
- Shoulders of giants
- Some place for a second chance if this whole Earth thing goes pear-shaped
- Himself and all He’s done for Him
*For a given set of “thankful”; list may change in size or content, dependent on family grief and overall tastiness of holiday meal. Some restrictions may apply.