Dear Postman…

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Dear Postman,

  You’re usually very good at getting My mail to and from the right destination in a timely manner.  In fact, it has not escaped My notice, (the omniscience kicks on sometimes), that you are thoughtful enough to drop junk mail and the increasingly shrill student-loan default notices in the trash instead of cluttering the Sacred Mail Box with them.  At the same time, I have observed a marked zeal in delivering the Victoria’s Secret catalog in a prompt manner.  I greatly appreciate your attention to duty.

  So I was rather surprised when the attached letter turned up in the Divine Drop Box.  It is addressed to someone named “Activist”, whom I’m sure you agree is not Me.  As you know, I am on vacation and couldn’t care less what happens to [still] President Cheney Bush, so long as he doesn’t pester Me to smite people and give him a pony.  Please take this back where it belongs or whatever it is that you do with mis-delivered mail.

Wish You Were Here,

~Gawd

ATT:

Dear Activist,

Congratulations on the fabulous and historic election of President Barack Obama!!!

As we celebrate our new President-elect and all the changes he will bring to our nation, we must not turn a blind eye to the final actions of George Bush.

Incredibly, Washington is already buzzing with Bush’s plans to block all investigations of his crimes and even to pardon everyone involved – including Cheney and himself. Chris Matthews is even counting down the days .

Does Bush have the power to pardon everyone in his administration? Yes.

Will he abuse that power to stay out of jail? Only if we let him.

We must create a groundswell of opposition to any pardons by George Bush, so he understands that he will be impeached and prosecuted for issuing corrupt pardons.

Please help us launch a massive movement against pardons by signing our petition to Congress and telling your friends:
http://democrats.com/pardon

We will announce additional plans to stop Bush’s pardons in the coming days. Read more about our efforts and join our discussion here:
http://democrats.com/bush-pardons

Thanks for all you do!

Bob Fertik

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