You’ve accidentally delivered someone else’s mail to Me. I believe the attached postcard should have gone to a gentleman named Gorilla.
Wish You Were Here,
Damn you for ruining my plan!!! I thought, surely, no one could crack my complex and scientifickal design! Never in my wildest imaginings did I think there was such a splendid brainbox as you living among us! I’d have gotten away with it, too; if it wasn’t for you meddling kids theists! Curses! Curses!! Foiled again!!!
~Grand High Masonic Poobah