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I certainly hope this postcard gets to you before the filing deadline. I know an email would have been quicker, but I got so tired of all the Cialis spam I smote My Gmail account, yea even unto the seventh generation.
I just wanted you to know that I appreciate the request for advice. However, I couldn’t help but notice a bit of snarkiness in that “apparently told the president to invade Iraq” comment. Let’s get some things straight here. First, I never told GW to invade anything. I’m on vacation and the only reason I even read the dozens of postcards he sends every week is because I owe his father one from back in 1943. Please, do you think I enjoy endless crayoned requests for ponies, Dagwood sandwiches at 3:00 AM and more smitings than I can count? For My sake, if I smote just Keith Olbermann every time George asked there wouldn’t be anything left but a smoking hole all the way to China. Between you and Me, I think one of My boys, Republican Jesus, has been playing tricks on him. I know I ought to do something about it, but hey… I’m on vacation.
Also, snarky or not, telling Larry King, (who’s had a grudge against Me since grade school), that I sanctioned this Iraq debacle you’ve gotten yourselves into smells a lot like libel to Me. If you want to see what a plague of locusts looks like, just watch My lawyers in action.
I’m sorry I had to bow-up at you there, but I’ve found it’s best to make My position clear from the start. It saves Me having to turn people into salt pillars and such, which can put a serious crimp in a nice, relaxing holiday.
So, to get back to your request, here’s My advice: Do what you think is best. I’m on vacation.
Wish You Were Here,