18755 Stone Oak Pkwy, San Antonio, TX
Thank you for the postcard warning Me about Joe Lieberman. However, I’m more concerned about My vacation schedule. Perhaps you don’t realize this every time you drop Me a line asking for war in the Middle East, but I’ve been planning a trip to Netanya for some time. I feel certain that quiet walks along the new sea promenade would be less relaxing if I had to fend off Merkava tanks and such. Actually, since I’m already writing to you, it has come to My attention that you are telling people that I have it in for the Jews. Now, I don’t want to get into a semantic nor a semetic argument with you, so I’ll just say this: Stop it, or I’ll sue your ass for libel.
Wish You Were Here,