17 May, 2008
C/O University of Minnesota, Morris
Dear P. Z.,
How refreshing it is to find someone who has some regard for a deity’s hard-earned vacation. If more people took your attitude, I wouldn’t be up to My neck in postcards I’m not going to answer. Just between you and Me, if I get one more postcard from the White House asking Me to “smite” the 71% of your country who are evidently “godless, communist, terr’ist-appeasin’ doody-heads”, I’m gonna plotz. Anyway, just a quick “thank you”, really. I’ve got shuffleboard and a conga lesson coming up, so I’ve got to run.
Wishing More People Would Use the Magic 8-Ball,