Dear Sister Mary Bernadett…

If you pray hard enough...

9 may, 2008

C/O Wisconsin State Penitentiary

Dear Mary and John,

  I said no such thing.  For My sake, there I was on the beach at Cabo, sipping something with a paper umbrella and a lot of rum, when the cabana boy brought me a paper to peruse.  There.  You.  Were.  I never told you praying would make her good as new!  I can’t even hear you; I’m on vacation in Cabo San Lucas!  Oh, Me… you people give me the creeps.

Not So Much Wishing You Were Here,

~Gawd

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