13 May, 2008
Somewhere in Medina
I know you’re on vacation, too, but I wonder if you’ve noticed what some of your people seem to be getting up to. Not that I’m pointing fingers, you understand. I mean, look what people drag my name into; the Inquisition, (admittedly, quite a show), wars, politics, you name it. You’d be amazed the number of times I’ve had to threaten to sue. Maybe if you drop a few postcards now you can nip this sort of thing in the bud, while it’s only 1,400 years old. Just sayin’.
I’d Wish You Were Here, But You Already Are,