He’s busy watching His favorite game show at the moment, but I’m sure He’ll get around to writing postcards and healing amputees quite soon.
What a great show! I’d say more, but I have to leave now to watch Wheel of Stupidity, The Christ Is Right. and Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Televangelist?
Be sure to Tivo The $25,000 Aura Crystal while you’re at it.
Hey, this is fun. What about Are You Smarter Than A Creationist?
“You don’t actually deserve it so make sure you feel a bit unworthy, too.”
That show reminds me of many Sunday evenings spent playing Bible Trivia games, participating in spelling bees featuring obscure Biblical names, and enjoying “Sword Drills” that consisted of searching out scripture passages as quickly as possible and reading them aloud. Apparently, excelling at shit like that indicated deep familiarity with the Bible. One didn’t have to know what any of it meant, one simply had to know how to look it up and spit it out. I wonder how many brain cells I killed doing that shit?
Hear, hear, sistah! Me too. I was so good at “fencing” with the Bible that I neglected to be good at life. What a waste of time!
Ugh! How terrible for you both. I’ve been able to mostly block out churchy memories.
Well, I checked. There are no bible-quoting games in the bible. However …
And the streets of the city shall be full of boys and girls playing in the streets thereof. (Zechariah 8:5)
And Abner said to Joab, Let the young men now arise, and play before us. And Joab said, Let them arise. (II Samuel 2:14)
Granted, that last one sounds less like a game and more like a visit to a gay strip joint.
Haven’t you heard that there is no such thing as “Gay”?
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