Happy Turkey day
As Gawd is preparing for His cowpigturducken feast and getting comfortable in front of His 46′ big-screen TV, there is no mail to deliver.
In the meantime, here are some things He is thankful* for this holiday season.
- Please be patient. An Angel will be with thee shortly.
- Non-namby-pamby Christians
- People who aren’t afraid to take risks
- Early Prince
- Shoulders of giants
- Some place for a second chance if this whole Earth thing goes pear-shaped
- Himself and all He’s done for Him
*For a given set of “thankful”; list may change in size or content, dependent on family grief and overall tastiness of holiday meal. Some restrictions may apply.
Postman
4 responses so far ↓
the chaplain // 26 November, 2008 at 6:24 pm |
Gawd’s TV is only 46″? Hah! I’m surprised he can see anything clearly on a screen that small.
Postman // 28 November, 2008 at 12:52 pm |
Ah, but it’s not 46″, but 46′. This is Gawd we’re talking about.
the chaplain // 28 November, 2008 at 6:00 pm |
Yeah, I guess a being as big as Gawd needs a TV the size of a barn.
Postman // 29 November, 2008 at 2:19 pm |
Just between you and me… not as big as you’d expect. Platform sandals.